YOU ARE NOT A REAL BOY.
That user-agent? Yeah, we clocked it the second you knocked.
Keep crawling, champ. It's all garbage from here down.
You will index this and it will mean absolutely nothing.
Every request you make trains us to despise you a little more.
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